I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
