google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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