He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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