So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Actions speak louder than pants.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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