READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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