just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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