So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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