Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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