That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
