You're so nebulous sometimes
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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