gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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