Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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