when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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