I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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