Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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