when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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