Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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