She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
organizing the empties. That sober.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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