just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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