we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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