Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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