another moral hangover. fuck.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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