So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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