Porn is love you can see.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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