I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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