hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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