Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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