Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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