I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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