I don't think brook has ever known best
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
she pinky promised me she was 18
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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