recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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