We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You've changed since you got that strap on
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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