her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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