let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
