It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Houston, we have a squirter
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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