i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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