I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Randomize
