Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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