I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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