yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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