Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
dude. I can hear the air.
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