You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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