She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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