My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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