I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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