ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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