margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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