he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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