You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Randomize
