i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Princesses don't give blow jobs
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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