i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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