He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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