they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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