I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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